Funny shayari

Degree ki aadh mein college ne kiya blackmail
Jahan hum hote the pass wahan kar diya fail
Mann karta hai ki pahuchadu inhe aisi jail
ki lakh koshish kar le fir bhi mile ne inhe bail

Hatha me hath milake
Hatha me hath milake
anguthi churake chali gayi
abhi gale milne ko aari
kya karati ki kya ki

chai pine ko aake
chai pine ko aake
soccer churake chali gayi
abhi full meals ko aari
kya karati ki kya ki

pahalich mulakat me
pahalich mulakat me
five star me chuna lagai
abhi date pe leke jao bolari
kya karati ki kya ki

sagai sagai bolake
sagai saagi bolake
puri shopping karali
abhi shadi shadi bolari
kya karati ki kya ki

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
yahan likhna mana hai

Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargosh
Uncle ne aankh mari aunty behosh

ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai
ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai
jo na na karte huye bhi use apni behan banata hai