Travel And Nature Jokes

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Q. Why do cats hate flying saucers?

A. Because they can't reach the milk.

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machar is singing for u
bheege hoth tere ,
pyasa dank mera,
laga amrit sa mujhe khun tera,
kabhi mere sath koi raat gujar,
tujhe subhatak mein suja du yaar....

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Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back.
A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said,"oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches." Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won't go!"

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Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

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A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave

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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.

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Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.

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Each evening a bird lover, Tom, stood in his backyard,
hooting like an owl. One night an owl called back to him.

For a year, Tom and his feathered friend hooted back and
forth. He even kept a log of the "conversation."

Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in
inter-species communication, his wife had a chat with her
neighbor.

"My husband spends his nights calling out to owls," she
said.

"That's odd," the neighbor replied, "so does mine."

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Murphy Wins the Irish Sweepstakes

Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America. He went on a bus tour and travelled for hours and hours through desert country and oil fields.

Murphy said, "Where are we now?"

The guide said, "We're in the great state of Texas."

"It's a big place," said Murphy.

The guide said, "It's so big, that your County Kerry would fit into the smallest corner of it."

And Murphy said, "Yes, and wouldn't it do wonders for Texas!"

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The Island

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.

"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.

"I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."