Travel And Nature Jokes

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Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua.
Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho gai.
Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari umar kabar khodne mein bitegi!!

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An airliner taxied to its assigned runway, abruptly stopped, turned around, and returned to the gate. After a long wait, it finally took off.

One concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What happened?"

"Oh, nothing," explained the flight attendant. "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine and it took us a while to find a new pilot."

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Jyotshi: Aaj tumhe ek Sundari milegi jo tumhare bare main bahut kuch janna chahegi.

Frog: Where ?
Jyotish:BIO-LAB ME!!

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Impatient after a long wait for the overdue 6:40 train, I pointed out to the station master, the rail minister's promise of punctuality.
"Sir, the train is on time." he replied.
" The clock will show 6:40 till it arrives,"

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What does a kangaroo say when he finds his child missing?
Aaila kisi ne mera pocket maar liya.

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Ek saradaar apne kandhe pe 1 panchi lekar bazaar mein ghoom raha tha.

Uske dost ne pooncha 'jaanwar kahan se pakad laye'

To panchi bola ‘panjaab se’

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The Cow:

"The cow is a very successful animal. Also he is quadruped, and because he is female, he give milk, his milk is very beautiful, but will do so when he is got child. He is same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards.

"His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

"His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also his other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards he chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of his mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

"His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.

"He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are so soft into the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

"This is the cow."

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Mr A and Mr. B were discussing how they would like to die. Mr. A said, "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep. I don't want to die screaming like some of his friends, who also died at the same time." Mr. B asked, "How did his friends die screaming while your grandfather died sleeping peacefully?" Mr A replied, "His friends were the passengers in the car he was driving

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This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you!

Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,

keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,

20 cat, seconds cat!

Now read it all without the word cat!