Just A MinuteB by : Naghina on 19-Jul-2007 Views : 887 The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
Sardar At Race...B by : Manish D. Patel on 15-Jul-2007 Views : 894 Sardar:- Why all this mens were running...?
Man:- This Is RACE. The winner will get the Cup.
Sardar:- If only the winner will get the Cup... Then why others were running...?
SardarsB by : Manish D. Patel on 15-Jul-2007 Views : 780 Sardar:- Bhaisab Time Kya Hua Hai....?
Man:- Shaam Ke 6:00 Baje Hai..
Sardar:- Saala Subah Se Time Puch Raha Hu
Sab Alag Alag Time Bata Rahe Hai.
Keep Laughing...
Fly SwimmingB by : Gurpreet Singh on 03-Jul-2007 Views : 1094 Customer: waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?
waiter : i think its swimming
SpiderB by : Gurpreet Singh on 03-Jul-2007 Views : 1006 Customer: Waiter there is a fly in my soup
waiter : dont worry sir the spider on your bread will kill it
Your ProblemB by : Gurpreet Singh on 03-Jul-2007 Views : 1077 Waiter : i have stewed liver , boiled tongue and frog leg
customer : dont tell me your problem give me the menu card
Chinese Food FestivalB by : Gurpreet Singh on 03-Jul-2007 Views : 987 Manager :Why R u looking Worried?
Chef: there r ants in food no idea what 2 do
Manager : dont worry i will announce today that we r having Chinese food festival
Jor Se BoloB by : Gurpreet Singh on 03-Jul-2007 Views : 1054 Teacher: A For ?
Student" Apple
Teacher : Jor Se Bolo
Student : Jai Mata Di
Two WeeksB by : Gurpreet Singh on 03-Jul-2007 Views : 945 The Doctor Said He would have me on my feet in two weeks
"did he?"
"yes i had to sell my car to pay the bill
Electric RazorB by : Gurpreet Singh on 03-Jul-2007 Views : 863 Man: My Son Gulped blade
Doc: Have you done anything yet ?
man ya i managed my shave with electric razor
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