Google Aarati B by : Jigar on 06-Dec-2007 Views : 1934 BOLO GOOGLE DEVTAA KI JAI
Om Jai Google Hare !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare
Programmers ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat,
Click mein door kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!
Jo Dhyawe vo pawe,
dukh bin se man ka, Swami dukh bin se man ka,
Homepage ki sampatti lawe, Homework ki sampatti karave
kasht mite work ka,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Tum puran search engine,
Tum hi internet yaami, Swami Tum hi internet yaami
Par karo hamari Salari, Par karo hamari appraisal,
Tum dunia ke swami,
Swami Om Jai Google hare.
Tum information ke saagar,
Tum palan karta, swami Tum palan karta,
Main moorakh khalkamii, Main Searcher tum Server-ami
Tum karta dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Din bandhu dukh harta,
tum rakshak mere, Swami tum thakur mere,
Apni search dikhaao, sare reasearch karao
Site par khada mein tere,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Google devta ki aarti jo koi programmer gaawe,
Swami jo koi bhi programmer gaawe,
Kehet SUN swami, MS hari har swami,
Manwaanchhit fal paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google hare.
Breathing ProblemB by : Jigar on 06-Dec-2007 Views : 1671 Bhola (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Pyarelal: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Bar DancerB by : Dhruvit Patel on 06-Dec-2007 Views : 1691 One man went to the Danse Bar he looked at the Bar Girl and said: Will you Dance with me?
Bar Dancer smiled and said: I don't dance with little boy.
Man: Oh I see! I didn't know that you were pregnent!!!
Hindi/englishB by : Lucky on 05-Dec-2007 Views : 1623 Have a nice day! ??> Achcha din lo!
What?s up? ??>Uppar kya hai?
You?re kidding! ??>Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don?t kid me! ??> Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Cool man! ??> Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man! ?-> Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don?t mess with me, dude.??> Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
She?s so fine! ?? > Woh itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick?s mine, okay!???> Suno dost, woh ladki
mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what?s cooking? ?-> Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya
pakaa rahee ho?
Are you nuts? ??> Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun.??> Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party. ?-> Party mein patthar feko.
Piss Off!!??->Su su Bujhao!!
Lets hang out!?->Chalo bahar latakte hai
WomanB by : Dhruvit Patel on 04-Dec-2007 Views : 1398 A Teacher lecturing on population:
In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!
Top 10 Hindi DialoguesB by : Jigar on 04-Dec-2007 Views : 1423 Category : Top 10 statements in Hindi movies
10.Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....
5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
3. Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.
2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.
And the number one statement is .....
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.
Carzy SardarjiB by : Jigar on 04-Dec-2007 Views : 1243 What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer Singh.
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
Just-one Singh.
Khalistan's national song?
Bande marte hum.
A female Khalistan terrorist?
Hard Kaur.
A famous Khalistani profession?
Jarnailism.
khalistan history .. SARSON-DA-SAGA
the great wall of khalistan .. LONG-O-WALL
national dish of khalistan .. AKALI-DAAL
the dirty drain of khalistan .. BAR-NALA
a sikh scuba diver .. JULL-UNDER SINGH
a better adapted sikh diver .. JULLUNDER SINGH GILL
a bald sardarjee .. BAL-WANT SINGH
what does a sardarjee say to a whore ? .. WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?
Khalistan JokesB by : Jigar on 04-Dec-2007 Views : 1192 Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa
Khalistan National Bird : Tandoori Chicken
International Airline : Kitthe Pacific
National Airline : Itthe Pacific
National Anthem : Sten gun man
National Taxi Service : Kaar Seva
WarningB by : Jolly Uncle on 16-Nov-2007 Views : 1203 There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but not near girl's college.Why?
- bacause vehicles automatically go slow.
James BondB by : Jigar on 24-Oct-2007 Views : 1370 James Bond comes out of British Airways at Chennai, goes to his waiting driver and says
"I'm Bond, James Bond. James to you".
For which the driver replies "I'm Subramaniam, Bala Subramaniam. Balls to you..."
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