Love And Marriages Jokes

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Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, kabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi.
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !

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I) The Equation:

7 Glance = 1 Smile.

7 Smile = 1 Meeting.

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss.

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal.

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage.

And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.

So beware of glance!

II) Exams:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1. Too Many Questions.

2. Difficult to Understand.

3. More Explanation is Needed.

4. Result is always FAIL!

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Santa apni girl friend ko I Love Yo kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.

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Phone Bell Rings.
Husband asks: Who are you?.
Wife: How dare you forget your wife?.
Husband: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai.

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Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory.
I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come home.
Friend come home only seven times a week.Girl preferred will carry me from bar to ghar-bar.
Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.

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I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible
candidate for the post of husband after marriage.
The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl.
The girl should be strictly a girl.
The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e.)Myself.
Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained.
Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.

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Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me desirous of marriage.
I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all sins.
Be it Anacin, metasin or crosin.
I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects. Apply or reply.

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We were in long nine months before our marriage.
One day my wife asked - "You don't love me as you did before our marriage."
I replied - "I don't like to continue the pre-marital affairs."

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The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."