Employee & Boss!!!B by : Rajeshwar Prasad Yadav on 16-Apr-2008 Views : 7220 Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!
LoveB by : Rajeshwar Prasad Yadav on 16-Apr-2008 Views : 6170 Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many.
Love/marriageB by : Sunraj on 17-Mar-2008 Views : 4520 Love v/s Marriage!
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Conclusion: "Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!"
Unki Gali Se Mera Janaza NikleB by : Lucky on 17-Dec-2007 Views : 3934 UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA
WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA
UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE
School MeinB by : Lucky on 17-Dec-2007 Views : 3323 School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahol Tyar Ho Gaya
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya
Sari Class Fail, Aur Papu Pass Ho Gaya
Sardar And A GirlB by : Dhruvit Patel on 04-Dec-2007 Views : 3538 Sardar proposed a Girl
Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Equation For GirlsB by : Jigar on 04-Dec-2007 Views : 3142 FOR GIRLS:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!
PREMIKAB by : Malek Talib on 26-Nov-2007 Views : 3208 PREMIKA PREMI SE : MAIN MAA BANANE WALI HOON.
PREMI : KYA BAAT KAR RAHI HO TUM HOSH MEIN TO HO.
PREMIKA : HAAN MAIN TUMHARE DADDY SE SHAADI KARAKE TUMHARI MAA BANANE WALI HOON.
Smart WifeB by : Jolly Uncle on 11-Oct-2007 Views : 2604 A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening."
Thrashing Of His Life Time..B by : Mustafa on 06-Oct-2007 Views : 2272 A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said,
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !"
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"
The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.
About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He
tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.
He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager
finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was !"
As expected, he got the thrashing of his life time....
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste
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