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BHAI DHAYAN TE PADIYO LALOO JI NE!

By : Harish Yadav , 18 Oct, 2006(views : 4748)

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1) Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could
you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.

2)Laloos family planning policy-
'Don't have more than two children in one year'.

3)At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says,"JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

4)A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
LALOO BOLA "Marriage".

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