Entertainment Jokes

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Principal bola" Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to first time Rs 100 fine, second time Rs 200 fine and third time Rs. 500."

Munnabhai bole "Monthly paas ka kya lega MAMU"

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On Airport three men were waiting for their sons.

Hindu: Hamare amirzade ne aana hai.

Muslim: Hamare navabzade ne aana hai.

Punjabi: Hamare haramjade ne aana hai.

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A disappointed salesman of Pepsi returns from his Middle East assignment.

A friend asks, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explains, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will make a good sales pitch as Pepsi is virtually unknown there."

But, I had a problem....I didn't know how to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...

First poster - a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally exhausted and panting ....

Second - the man is drinking our Pepsi ....

and Third - our man is now totally refreshed ....

Then these posters were pasted all over the place"

"That should have worked," said the friend.

The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic,
I also didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left..."

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Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT university and BANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

BANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

bolo tarara tarara.....

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4 Sadaran ne mil ke Garage khola.

3 mahino se koi customer nahi aaya, Kyun?

Janaab Garage 3rd Floor par khol kar baithe the.

Garage ka dhanda band kiya aur taxi chalana shuru kar diya.

Phir taxi par koi nahi aaya, Kyun?

Janaab Taxi mein 4 sardar khud baith jaate the.

Haar ke taxi ko khayi mein girane gaye.

Taxi bhi khayi mein na gira sake. Kyun?

Janab Do aage se dhakka laga rahe the aur Do peeche se.

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Tinku: Yaar eh sent message ki hunde ne?

Bantu: Mainu changi tarah pata ta nahi, shayad jehre messsages to khushboo aundi hai us nu sent message kehnde neh.

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Ek amli da Radio kharaab ho janda hai.

Khol ke dekhda hai ta andar Chuha marya hunda hai.

Dekh ke Amli kehnda hai: "Lai Chaallu kithon ho jau! Sala Gayak taan mareya peya hai !"

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Girl Friend: Kya tum mujhe shaadi ke baad bhi issi tarah pyar karoge?

Boy Friend:Agar tumhara pati bura nahi manega to karunga.

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Pappu ki shaadi pakki ho gayi hai.

Aur aap sab ko shhadi par bulaya gaya hai. Shagun ke lifafe khaali le ke aana.

Kyunki-

Paise pappu dega.

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At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.