Hotel Ki KhidkiB by : Manish D. Patel on 17-Oct-2007 Views : 1456 Customer To Hotel Manager:- Jaldi Chalo... Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai.
Manager:- So, What Can I Do?
Customer:- Kamine... Khidki Khul Nahi Rahi Hai
When Things Go WrongB by : Manish D. Patel on 17-Oct-2007 Views : 1150 When Things Go Wrong...
When Sadness Feels Your Heart...
When Tears Flow In Your Eyes...
Always Say These Magical Words...
"AE GANPAT CHAL DAARU LA"
KBC MeB by : Manish D. Patel on 10-Oct-2007 Views : 1093 KBC Me SRK Ne Mujse Pucha...
"World Ka Sabse Bada ULLU Kaun Hai..?"
Maine 2 Crore Thukra Diya Par Tera Naam Nahi Bataya...
After All Apni Dosti Ke Saamne 2 Crore Kuch Nahi Hai.
What A Problem?B by : Jolly Uncle on 01-Oct-2007 Views : 1019 Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, you stupid fool!
Mumbai - AnthemB by : Dinesh Poojary on 29-Sep-2007 Views : 930 To be sung to the tune of Ai Malik Tere Bandhe Hum
Hey Mumbai tere bandhe hum,
Yeh kaise kyun hum-par situm,
Na railways chale, na BEST chale,
Paidal chalte huwe nikle dum.
Hey Mumbai------------------
Waise office-se jaldi nikle hum,
Jamke station-thak badhaaye kadam,
Hum khade the magar, gaadi ki na khabar,
Toota ummeed-ka papaddum.
Aake baahar jab pheri nazar,
Dekha Bambai bana tha gutter,
Na auto chale aur na taxi rukhe,
Ab kaise karenge safar.
Hey Mumbai------------------
Hua baarishse yun saamna,
Na kahin bijali, koi phone na,
MTNL kho gaya, Ambani bhi so gaya,
Andheremein hamein chod diya,
Cell-phone bhi kare gadbadam,
Yeh kaisa bada sankatam,
Bhejemein fikr aur kuch na clear,
Bheegke tan man hua bahut naram.
Hey Mumbai------------------
Thoda rukhke maine saans li,
Yaad aane laga family,
Biwi tum ho kidhar, bachhee hain kya udhar,
Ya kahin phas jaayenge raat-bhar,
Ab kaise karenge aur sabr,
Kare koi na aisa suffer,
Mere dilmein fear, aankhon mein tear,
Tension chadne laga ekdum.
Hey Mumbai------------------
Chal pada public-ka caravan,
Girnewalonko kiya saavdhaan,
Hum chalte rahe, saath bhadte rahe,
Door manzil, kadi imtihan.
Man-holes bhi khule the idhar-udhar,
Upar thunder, neeche bhi no cover,
Drainage-ke tale khaddepe gire,
BMC bhi bada be-sharam.
Hey Mumbai------------------
Yeh meteorology jaaye bhaadmein,
Saara metro duba paanimein,
Koi Shanghai kahe, future Hong-Kong kahe,
Yaaron unko hum paagal kahe,
Yeh hota hai year after year,
Kab sudhrega apna shahar,
Na Government sune, na bhagwan sune,
Rothe thairthe aa pahuncha main ghar.
Hey Mumbai tere bandhe hum!
What's The Diff Between Dava & Daru?B by : Dinesh Poojary on 29-Sep-2007 Views : 816 What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi
WomenB by : Dinesh Poojary on 29-Sep-2007 Views : 780 What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
Real TruthB by : Jolly Uncle on 01-Sep-2007 Views : 713 Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa.
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki god mein lete hon!
Answering Machine…B by : Jigar on 31-Aug-2007 Views : 706 A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like ‘Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai’
Real FriendshipB by : Jolly Uncle on 29-Jun-2007 Views : 1284 Joy to Roy, sorry for disturbing you. Can you please fax me your photo, its very urgent, serious matter has come up actually, we are playing cards and I lost the joker.
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