Education Jokes

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Master: kal school kyun nahi aaya?
Santa: Gir gaya tha, lag gayi.
Master: Kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gir gaya tha aur AANKH lag gayi.

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Sardar Teacher in class-We will be having a dictation test today.

Student sitting at last bench- SIR ! We cannot hear you.

Sardar teacher- OK ! Let me write on blackboard.

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After a two-and-a half-hour lecture on our country's missions abroad,the teacher asked the student's of international relation's, "Which mission would you choose?"
Came a voice from the back seat of the room ,"Intermission,Sir."

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A school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."


DELIVERED

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

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Teacher: Delhi mein Kutub minar hai.

Tinku was sleeping and teacher wakes him up.

Teacher: What did I say?

Tinku replies: Delhi mein kutta bimar hai...

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English teacher : "One cute and yound girl is walking on the road" change this into an punjabi exclamatory setence.
Student: Oye, pataka!

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Teacher to Santa: What is your father name?
Santa: beautiful red underwear.
Teahcer: What do you mean?
Santa: Sunder Lal Chadha.

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Sir: Bachcho Kasam khao kabhi Sharaab , cigarette nahi pioge, Non veg nahin khaoge.

Bachche: Nahin khayenge Sir.

Sir: Kabhi ladkiyon ko nahin chhedoge.

Bachche: Theek hai Sir.

Sir: Jua nahin kheloge.

Bachche: OK Sir.

Sir: Desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.

Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya?

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1. TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go
Slow."

2. TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths
sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using
tables!

3. TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we
have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!

4. Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of got
COINCIDENCE?"
Puppy: "Sir, my Mother and Father married on
the Same day same time.

5. Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating
a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

6. Teacher asked George: how can you prove the
earth is round?
George replied: I can't. Besides, I never said
it was.