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| “ MY THOUGHTS FOR LIFETIME- Achha dost kitni bhi baar rooth jaye, usse mana lena chahiye! Kyuki wo KAMEENA aapke saare raaz janta hai!!!!! ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 138) |
| “ HA HA HA HA HA HA HA . . HE HE HE HE HE . . HOOO . . Kuch nahi yaar! Achanak tera chehra yaad aa gaya tha!! Kabhi kabhi bhagwaan bhi accha mazaak kar lete hain ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 178) |
| “ Nurse- Mubarak ho! Aapke ghar beta hua hai! Santa- Wah! Kya technology hai! Biwi meri hospital mein hai aur bachha ghar paida hua hai???? ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 142) |
| “ Dost na honge to dosti ka farz kaun ada karega, Hum na honge to apko yaad kaun karega, Bas aap salamat rahein, Warna hamari salamati ki dua kaun karega. ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 157) |
| “ Ek baar mombatti ka dhaaga bola- Main jalta hoon to tu kyu pighalti hai? Mombatti boli- Jisko dil me jagah di wo jab bichhadta hai to aansu to nikalte hi hain!! ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 161) |
| “ Kuch sitaron ki chamak nahi jati, Kuch yaadon ki kasak nahi jati, Kuch logon se hota hai aisa rishta, K door rehkar bhi unki mehek nahi jati.. ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 147) |
| “ Jo mujhe bhool jaye uska mobile toot jaye.. Charger jal jaye.. Local call pe STD ka bill aaye.. Har call pe roaming lag jaye!!! AAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEN!!!!! ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 155) |
| “ Shaadi k doosre din beti apni maa se- Aaj meri unse bahut ladai ho gayi! Maa- Beti shaadi me jhagde to hote rehte hain! Beti- Wo sab to theek hai! Par ab LAASH ka kya karoon??? ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 178) |
| “ Geet ki zarurat mehfil me hoti hai, Pyaar ki zarurat dil me hoti hai, Bin dost k adhoori hai ye zindgi, Kyuki dost ki zarurat har pal me hoti hai.. ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 152) |
| “ Pakistani poem- Taliban Taliban! Yes papa! Exploding bombs? No papa! Telling lie? No papa! Open ur jacket! THAA THAA THAA!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 141) |
| “ Hichkiyan dilakar ye kaisi uljhan badha rahe ho, Dur rehkar bhi milne ki aas dila rahe ho! Ye to batao k yaad kar rahe ho, Ya apni yaad dila rahe ho?? ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 157) |
| “ Whr can u see MANGOES?? ? ? On Mango Tree? . . No! . . At Fruit shop? . . Wrong again! . . Fir kahan? . . Jaha jaha Woman Goes, Peeche peeche MAN-GOES!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 178) |
| “ Thirsty crow story in Hinglish- Once upon a Waqt, Thr was a Kauwa! He was very Pyasa! Here there Bhatka, He saw a Matka! Some patthar Patka, Water Gatka & Satka!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 173) |
| “ AAP SE DUR JANNE KA IRADA NA THA SADDA SATH RAHENA KA WADA NA THA AAP YAAD NAHI KAROGE YE JANTE THE HUM PAR ITNE JALDI BHOOL JAOGE YE ANDAAZA NA THA ” (Posted on : 06-11-2009 Characters : 151) |
| “ HAR DHADKAN KE PEEHCE KOI BAAT HOTI HAI HAR DARD KE PEECHE KISI KI YAAD HOTI HAI AAP KO PATA NAHI HAI SHAYAD AAP KI HAR KHUSI KE PEECHE HUMARI FARIYAD HOTI HAI ” (Posted on : 06-11-2009 Characters : 162) |
| “ Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai ” (Posted on : 02-11-2009 Characters : 167) |
| “ Banta : Agar aapko Garmi lage to aap kya karte ho? Santa : Cooler k samne baith jata hu. Banta : fir bhi Garmi lage to? Santa : Toh Cooler on kar leta hu. ” (Posted on : 22-10-2009 Characters : 159) |
| “ Ek haathi romantic mood me ek cheeti ko chhedta hai.. Cheeti gusse me hathni k paas jakar kehti hai, "Apne aawara pati ko samjha lo! Warna Mard hamare ghar me bhi hain.." ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 177) |
| “ A sardar introduces his family @ a function.. Hi! I'm sardar! This is my sardarni! He is my Kid! She is my Kidney!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 122) |
| “ Arz hai janaab- Jise koyal samjha wo kauwa nikla, Dosti k naam par hauwa nikla, Jo roka karte the hamein sharaab peene se, Aaj unhi ki jeb se pauwa nikla.. ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 165) |
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