| Hindi |
| “ Kash Vaado ka matlab wo samajte Kash khomoshi ka matlab wo samajte nazar kehti hai hazaar baatein kash meri ek nazar ka matlab wo samajte ” (Posted on : 18-11-2009 Characters : 141) |
| “ Yashomati maiyya se bole Nandlala- "Maa, Tata Sky laga dala to life Jhingalala!!!" . . Ab hanso pet pakad pakad ke!! ” (Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 122) |
| “ Where was Love born? Guess! Simple! In CHINA! . . Coz It has NO WARRANTY & NO GUARANTEE! Chale to chand tak! Nahi to shaam tak!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 147) |
| “ Taaron me akela chaand jagmagata hai, Muskilon me akela insaan hi dagmagata hai, Kaanto se mat ghabrana mere dost, Kyuki kaanton me hi ek gulaab muskurata hai.. ” (Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 165) |
| “ Stress se face par pimple pad jate hain, Rone se skin par wrinkle pad jate hain, Isliye hanste raho dear.. Kyuki isse gaalon par dimple pad jate hain.. :-) ” (Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 164) |
| “ Life of a Student- Wallet hai Paise nahi.. Lectures hain Attendance nahi.. Mobile hai Balance nahi.. Frnds hain Girlfrnd nahi.. Exams hain Tension nahi.. Padhna hai, Mood nahi.. ;-) ” (Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 191) |
| “ Rab se aapki khwahish maangte hain, Har pal aapki khushi maangte hain, Sochte hain aur kya maange rab se, Chalo aapko woh mil jayen jiski aap dua maangte hain.. :-) ” (Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 171) |
| “ Doctor girl 1- Dil k operation ko Bypass kyun kehte hain?? Doctor girl 2- Kyuki agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS! Warna hamesha k liye BYE BYE!!! ” (Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 154) |
| “ Mulakat bhi kabhi aansu de jati hai, Nazrein bhi kabhi dhokha de jati hain, Guzre huye lamhon ko yaad karke dekhiye, Tanhayi bhi kabhi kabhi sukoon de jati hai.. ” (Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 170) |
| “ Dosti ka rishta do anjano ko jod deta hai, Har kadam par zindgi ko naya mod deta hai, Wo saath deta hai tab, Jab apna bhi saya saath chhod deta hai.. ” (Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 154) |
| “ 15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha hai aik k pechay dus log. 21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball hai aik k pas ati hai baqi reh jatay hain. 31 to 40 saal ki larki to nahi hoti, Woh aurat hoti hai jo table tennis ki ball ki tarha hai aik kehta hai tu rakh dusra kehta hai tu rakh ! ” (Posted on : 14-11-2009 Characters : 296) |
| “ Wife Pati ko maar rahi thi- Padosi- Kyu maar rahi ho? Patni- Inko phone kiya to ek ladki boli aap jisse sampark karna chahte ho wo abhi vyast hai.. ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 151) |
| “ Hijde shaadi me badhai dene gaye! Hijda 1- Hay hay! Main to 1100 loongi! Hijda 2- Main 2100 loongi! Santa- Arre 2310 lo! Usme FM bhi hai!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 150) |
| “ A sardar went to a temple on Hanuman Jayanti! Pujari gave him aarti.. Guess wat sardar did?? Sardar blew off d Diya & said- HAPPY B'DAY HANUMAN JI.. ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 153) |
| “ Dard ko sambhaal pana aasan nahi, Hanste huye pal bita paana aasan nahi, Zindgi me har koi dil me nahi bas paata, Aur base huon ko bhula pana aasan nahi.. ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 157) |
| “ Hamein na rahega zindgi se koi shikwa, Bas karte hain rab se ye dua! Mil jaye mere yaar ko aisa koi apna, Jise paakar wo kahe, dekh yaar Ye tha mera sapna!! ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 161) |
| “ Dosti k panno se bhari kitaab ho aap, Rishton k phoolon me gulaab ho aap, Kuch log kehte hain k dost sacche nahi hote, Unke har sawaal ka jawaab ho aap!! ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 158) |
| “ Santa was walking thru d forest.. He saw a snake hanging on d tree! Santa- Sirf latakne se kuch nahi hoga! Mummy ko bolo Complan pilaayein!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 148) |
| “ Santa ne ek raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- Aapne pehchana mujhko? Ladki- Nahi.. Santa- Main wahi hoon jise aapne parson bhi nahi pehchaana tha!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 153) |
| “ MY THOUGHTS FOR LIFETIME- Achha dost kitni bhi baar rooth jaye, usse mana lena chahiye! Kyuki wo KAMEENA aapke saare raaz janta hai!!!!! ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 138) |
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