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| “ Santa Was Suffering From Loose Motion Doctor Asked - What Is Your Problem? He Said- Free OutGoing With Variety Of Ring Tones'! ” (Posted on : 06-11-2009 Characters : 130) |
| “ Banta : Agar aapko Garmi lage to aap kya karte ho? Santa : Cooler k samne baith jata hu. Banta : fir bhi Garmi lage to? Santa : Toh Cooler on kar leta hu. ” (Posted on : 22-10-2009 Characters : 159) |
| “ This msg has NO FAT NO CHOLESTEROL NO ADDITIVES It has Natural Flavours of LOVE CARE JOY It contains PRAYERS 4 U IT is 100% Pure Just like our FRIENDSHIP ” (Posted on : 21-10-2009 Characters : 165) |
| “ Ek haathi romantic mood me ek cheeti ko chhedta hai.. Cheeti gusse me hathni k paas jakar kehti hai, "Apne aawara pati ko samjha lo! Warna Mard hamare ghar me bhi hain.." ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 177) |
| “ A sardar introduces his family @ a function.. Hi! I'm sardar! This is my sardarni! He is my Kid! She is my Kidney!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 122) |
| “ Baby mosquito came back after its 1st flight.. His dad asked him, how do u feel? He replied, "It was wonderful! Everyone was clapping for me!!" Thats Attitude!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 169) |
| “ Arz hai janaab- Jise koyal samjha wo kauwa nikla, Dosti k naam par hauwa nikla, Jo roka karte the hamein sharaab peene se, Aaj unhi ki jeb se pauwa nikla.. ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 165) |
| “ Sardar- Express train kitne baje ki hai? TC- 1 baje! Sardar- Local train? TC- 9 baje! Sardar- Maal gadi? TC- Jaana kahan hai? Sardar- Patri cross karni hai!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 169) |
| “ Question- Voting k liye 18 saal aur Shaadi k liye 21 saal poore hone chahiye! Aisa kyun hai??? Answer- Kyunki sarkar sambhalna aasan hota hai par biwi sambhaalna utna hi mushkil! ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 185) |
| “ Ek ladka bus stop pe mobile le kar khada tha.. Wo kisi ko bhi call/ sms nahi kar tha fir bhi uska balance jaa raha tha!! Batao kaise?? [ANS- Wo ek taang pe khada tha!!] ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-10-2009 Characters : 175) |
| “ Life's like a movie! If u r sad- DRAMA, If u r afraid- SUSPENSE, If u r angry- ACTION, If u look in mirror- COMEDY! . . Now u r smiling! That's- HORROR!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-10-2009 Characters : 165) |
| “ Sardaar ne maachis ki tilli jalai.. Nahi jali! Dusri jalai, Nahi jali! Teesri jalai, Jal gayi.. Sardar ne jaldi se bujha di aur bola, "Ye kaam ki hai! Rakh leta hoon!!!" ;-) ” (Posted on : 01-10-2009 Characters : 179) |
| “ Important baat- Ek din aapki life me ek ladka aayega jo apko bahut jyada pyaar karega.. Apko pyaar se chhuega.. Dher saare kiss karega aur kahega.. . . . I LOVE U MOM!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 01-10-2009 Characters : 179) |
| “ An elephant fell in love with an ant.. But ant's parents were against marriage! Guess why?? . . . They gave a solid reason! Ladke ke daant baahar hain!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 01-10-2009 Characters : 163) |
| “ 1 hand on pen, Other on phone.. 1 ear on lecture, Other on gossip.. 1 eye on board, Other on crush.. Kaun gadha kehta hai, Student life is easy!!! ” (Posted on : 01-10-2009 Characters : 152) |
| “ Aapko tohfe me laptop dena chaha.. . . . Lekin . . . Is tarah button daba daba k aap kharaab kar doge! Islaye cancel kar diya!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 01-10-2009 Characters : 141) |
| “ Agar koi Galti, Gustaakhi, Mistake, etc ho gayi ho.. toh plz... . . . . . Maafi maang lo! Main aaj bahut achhe mood me hoon :-) ” (Posted on : 28-09-2009 Characters : 144) |
| “ If sum1 throws a stone at u, just smile & throw back a flower back at them.... But make sure u throw a flower with pot!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 26-09-2009 Characters : 130) |
| “ A boy on a date in BMW car.. BOY- Maine tumse ek baat chhupai hai! GIRL- Kya? BOY- I'm already married! GIRL- Tumne to dara hi diya tha! Main samjhi BMW tumhari nahi hai.. ” (Posted on : 23-09-2009 Characters : 177) |
| “ Why do we all marry?? Coz Romance is not the only Element of life! One should also experience Horror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy in life.. ” (Posted on : 23-09-2009 Characters : 152) |
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