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| “ Kash Vaado ka matlab wo samajte Kash khomoshi ka matlab wo samajte nazar kehti hai hazaar baatein kash meri ek nazar ka matlab wo samajte ” (Posted on : 18-11-2009 Characters : 141) |
| “ Yashomati maiyya se bole Nandlala- "Maa, Tata Sky laga dala to life Jhingalala!!!" . . Ab hanso pet pakad pakad ke!! ” (Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 122) |
| “ Where was Love born? Guess! Simple! In CHINA! . . Coz It has NO WARRANTY & NO GUARANTEE! Chale to chand tak! Nahi to shaam tak!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 147) |
| “ CUTEST PROPOSAL EVER- A boy in 1st std- "Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??" Girl- Yes! Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life??? ;-) ” (Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 157) |
| “ Life of a Student- Wallet hai Paise nahi.. Lectures hain Attendance nahi.. Mobile hai Balance nahi.. Frnds hain Girlfrnd nahi.. Exams hain Tension nahi.. Padhna hai, Mood nahi.. ;-) ” (Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 191) |
| “ Doctor girl 1- Dil k operation ko Bypass kyun kehte hain?? Doctor girl 2- Kyuki agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS! Warna hamesha k liye BYE BYE!!! ” (Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 154) |
| “ 15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha hai aik k pechay dus log. 21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball hai aik k pas ati hai baqi reh jatay hain. 31 to 40 saal ki larki to nahi hoti, Woh aurat hoti hai jo table tennis ki ball ki tarha hai aik kehta hai tu rakh dusra kehta hai tu rakh ! ” (Posted on : 14-11-2009 Characters : 296) |
| “ Wife Pati ko maar rahi thi- Padosi- Kyu maar rahi ho? Patni- Inko phone kiya to ek ladki boli aap jisse sampark karna chahte ho wo abhi vyast hai.. ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 151) |
| “ Hijde shaadi me badhai dene gaye! Hijda 1- Hay hay! Main to 1100 loongi! Hijda 2- Main 2100 loongi! Santa- Arre 2310 lo! Usme FM bhi hai!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 150) |
| “ Professor- Wen wud b India's Biggest Confusion Day? Student- Sir! Wen Raksha Bandhan vl come on 14th Feb!! ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 111) |
| “ A sardar went to a temple on Hanuman Jayanti! Pujari gave him aarti.. Guess wat sardar did?? Sardar blew off d Diya & said- HAPPY B'DAY HANUMAN JI.. ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 153) |
| “ BOY- My father's name is Laughing! Mother's name is Smiling! TEACHER- U must be Kidding!! BOY- No, thats my brother! I'm Joking!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 141) |
| “ Santa was walking thru d forest.. He saw a snake hanging on d tree! Santa- Sirf latakne se kuch nahi hoga! Mummy ko bolo Complan pilaayein!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 148) |
| “ Santa ne ek raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- Aapne pehchana mujhko? Ladki- Nahi.. Santa- Main wahi hoon jise aapne parson bhi nahi pehchaana tha!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 153) |
| “ MY THOUGHTS FOR LIFETIME- Achha dost kitni bhi baar rooth jaye, usse mana lena chahiye! Kyuki wo KAMEENA aapke saare raaz janta hai!!!!! ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 138) |
| “ HA HA HA HA HA HA HA . . HE HE HE HE HE . . HOOO . . Kuch nahi yaar! Achanak tera chehra yaad aa gaya tha!! Kabhi kabhi bhagwaan bhi accha mazaak kar lete hain ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 178) |
| “ Nurse- Mubarak ho! Aapke ghar beta hua hai! Santa- Wah! Kya technology hai! Biwi meri hospital mein hai aur bachha ghar paida hua hai???? ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 142) |
| “ BOYS' PSYCHOLOGY- Fraud vd innocent girl, Frdshp vd charming girl, Contacts vd smart girl, Flirt vd freaky girl, Luv vd cute girl & Marriage 'Jaisi mummy ki marzi!!!' ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 172) |
| “ A tragic Love-story: A Pig fell in love with a Hen.. 1 day they kissed each other! . . . Next day, the Pig died of Bird Flu! & the Hen died of Swine Flu!! :-( ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 166) |
| “ Jo mujhe bhool jaye uska mobile toot jaye.. Charger jal jaye.. Local call pe STD ka bill aaye.. Har call pe roaming lag jaye!!! AAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEN!!!!! ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 155) |
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