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khuda kare ke apko kabhi judai na mile, agar hame na karo SMS, to kuch aisa ho ke, mousum ho sardi ka, aur apko rajai na mile

(Posted on : 18-11-2009 Characters : 126)
Kanjusi ke sare record tod dete ho
Bhikhari ka bhi rukh mod dete ho
Mahan hai aap ki Kanjusi
Toilet ke lote mein bhi
pani chhod dete ho


(Posted on : 08-02-2009 Characters : 140)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

(Posted on : 07-09-2008 Characters : 96)
As Per The Weather Report There Is A Chance 4 Heavy Rain 4The Next 2 Days...

Use This Rare Opportunity..!

Don't Miss This Chance...!

Acche Se "NAHA-LENA".


(Posted on : 03-10-2007 Characters : 163)
U stole my memories-i Excused u!
U stole my my laugh-i Excused u!
U stole my my smile-i Excused u!
But this is too much
"Mere kutte ka biscuit kutte ko wapas karo."


(Posted on : 30-01-2007 Characters : 174)
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

(Posted on : 30-11-2006 Characters : 150)
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!


(Posted on : 30-11-2006 Characters : 202)
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.


(Posted on : 30-11-2006 Characters : 148)



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