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| “ CUTEST PROPOSAL EVER- A boy in 1st std- "Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??" Girl- Yes! Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life??? ;-) ” (Posted on : 15-11-2009 Characters : 157) |
| “ Professor- Wen wud b India's Biggest Confusion Day? Student- Sir! Wen Raksha Bandhan vl come on 14th Feb!! ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 111) |
| “ BOY- My father's name is Laughing! Mother's name is Smiling! TEACHER- U must be Kidding!! BOY- No, thats my brother! I'm Joking!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 141) |
| “ BOYS' PSYCHOLOGY- Fraud vd innocent girl, Frdshp vd charming girl, Contacts vd smart girl, Flirt vd freaky girl, Luv vd cute girl & Marriage 'Jaisi mummy ki marzi!!!' ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 172) |
| “ A tragic Love-story: A Pig fell in love with a Hen.. 1 day they kissed each other! . . . Next day, the Pig died of Bird Flu! & the Hen died of Swine Flu!! :-( ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 166) |
| “ Never kiss a Lawyer! She'll say, I OBJECT! Never kiss a Nurse! She'll say, NEXT! Always kiss a Teacher! She'll say, DO IT 5 TIMES! & KEEP REVISING!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 157) |
| “ 3 ways to catch a tiger- 1] NEWTON'S METHOD- Allow d tiger to catch u & catch d tiger! 2] EINSTEIN'S METHOD- Chase d tiger until it gets tired & then catch it! 3] INDIAN POLICE METHOD- Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts it is a tiger! ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 243) |
| “ Santa Was Suffering From Loose Motion Doctor Asked - What Is Your Problem? He Said- Free OutGoing With Variety Of Ring Tones'! ” (Posted on : 06-11-2009 Characters : 130) |
| “ This msg has NO FAT NO CHOLESTEROL NO ADDITIVES It has Natural Flavours of LOVE CARE JOY It contains PRAYERS 4 U IT is 100% Pure Just like our FRIENDSHIP ” (Posted on : 21-10-2009 Characters : 165) |
| “ Baby mosquito came back after its 1st flight.. His dad asked him, how do u feel? He replied, "It was wonderful! Everyone was clapping for me!!" Thats Attitude!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 169) |
| “ Question- Voting k liye 18 saal aur Shaadi k liye 21 saal poore hone chahiye! Aisa kyun hai??? Answer- Kyunki sarkar sambhalna aasan hota hai par biwi sambhaalna utna hi mushkil! ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 185) |
| “ Life's like a movie! If u r sad- DRAMA, If u r afraid- SUSPENSE, If u r angry- ACTION, If u look in mirror- COMEDY! . . Now u r smiling! That's- HORROR!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-10-2009 Characters : 165) |
| “ If sum1 throws a stone at u, just smile & throw back a flower back at them.... But make sure u throw a flower with pot!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 26-09-2009 Characters : 130) |
| “ A boy on a date in BMW car.. BOY- Maine tumse ek baat chhupai hai! GIRL- Kya? BOY- I'm already married! GIRL- Tumne to dara hi diya tha! Main samjhi BMW tumhari nahi hai.. ” (Posted on : 23-09-2009 Characters : 177) |
| “ Why do we all marry?? Coz Romance is not the only Element of life! One should also experience Horror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy in life.. ” (Posted on : 23-09-2009 Characters : 152) |
| “ If Bill Gates stops his business & start spending his money by Rs 1 crore/ day, He can spend it for about 725yrs.. But he still prefers earning his day ;-) ” (Posted on : 17-09-2009 Characters : 158) |
| “ Mukesh & Anil have been advised to take large doses of Hajmola!! Why??? ? ? ? Bcoz Hajmola guarantees to solve al ur GAS problems!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 17-09-2009 Characters : 142) |
| “ A single spelling mistake that caused a Divorce!! 'A man went to Goa & sent a msg back to his wife- Having amazing & wonderful time!! Wish u were her....!!!!' ” (Posted on : 17-09-2009 Characters : 161) |
| “ Sumit was filling up a job application. He came to d column 'SALARY EXPECTED'.. After much thought he wrote- 'YES'!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 02-09-2009 Characters : 126) |
| “ SAM- I woke up this morning & felt like going out & getting a job! PAM- Did u? SAM- No.. I stayed in bed until d feeling passed... ;-) ” (Posted on : 02-09-2009 Characters : 136) |
| Total Records : 106 |
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