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| “ B4 u judge a person, Walk a mile in his shoes! After that, . . . . who cares?? He's a mile away & the shoes r urs!! So run!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 11-08-2009 Characters : 139) |
| “ Ek sardar was running with his cycle. Person- Y ru running vid cycle? U can sit & ride d cycle! Sardar- Arrey bahut jaldi mein hoon! Baithne tak ki bhi fursat nahi hai.. ;-) ” (Posted on : 10-08-2009 Characters : 175) |
| “ Band clinic k aage lambi line lagi thi.. Ek aadmi baar baar line me ghusta tha aur 3-4 log use pakad k peechhe kar dete the! Aadmi- "Lage raho saalon! Main bhi clinic nahi kholoonga.." ” (Posted on : 10-08-2009 Characters : 186) |
| “ Chuhe ne hathini se kaha- "I love u!" Hathini boli- "Tujhe darr nahi lagta??" Chuhe ne Ganesh ji ka photo dikhate hue kaha- "Tujhme rab dikhta hai, Yaara main kya karun!!!" ;-) ” (Posted on : 10-08-2009 Characters : 178) |
| “ Sweet quote from an 8yr old kid- "Luv is wen I cant pay attention in class coz i'm too busy writing her 1st name vd my last name"... ;-) ” (Posted on : 10-08-2009 Characters : 136) |
| “ Wat's Newton's 4th Law?? . . . . Gravity is not responsible wen ppl fall in love.. ;-) ” (Posted on : 10-08-2009 Characters : 91) |
| “ Sweetest proposal by a KG class boy to a Senior KG girl.. Boy- Kya tu mujhse shaadi kalegi?? Gal- Nai!! Boy- Kalle na plz!! Gal- Nai kaloongi!! Boy- Kalle na didi plz!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 10-08-2009 Characters : 177) |
| “ Wat is 143?? I LOVE YOU??? NO!! I MISS YOU??? NO!! I WISH YOU?? NO!! 143 means One Hundred Forty Three!! Parents ne kitnl ummeed se padhaya tha! Laga di na waattt... ” (Posted on : 06-08-2009 Characters : 175) |
| “ Marwadi donates blood to Arab. Arab gifts him Ferrari! Marwadi donates again. He gets only 1Rs.. Marwadi- Why?? Arab- Ab meri ragon me tera khoon daudta hai!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 06-08-2009 Characters : 169) |
| “ Ek sharaabi roz shiv mandir mein matha tekta tha! Ek din pujari ne Shiv ji ki jagah Ganesh ki murti rakhi.. Sharaabi aaya, bola "Chhotu! Papa se kehna uncle aaye the" ;-) ” (Posted on : 06-08-2009 Characters : 174) |
| “ Wife- Plz bike tez mat chalao! Mujhe darr lag raha hai.. Santa- Agar tujhe bhi darr lag raha hai to meri tarah aankhein band kar le.. ;-) ” (Posted on : 06-08-2009 Characters : 138) |
| “ Jabse Tumhe dekha he Mera Raat ko Din ko Subha ko Sham ko Khate waqt Peete waqt Sote waqt Jagte waqt Hans Hans k Bura HaaL he. ” (Posted on : 16-07-2009 Characters : 153) |
| “ Dunia Me 7 Cheezain Asan Hai Or Mushkil Bhi. 1. Dosti Karna Aasan .....Nibhana Mushkil. 2. Pyar Karna Aasan .....Pana Mushkil. 3. Bharoosa Torna Aasan .....Karna Mushkil. 4. Yaad Karna Aasan .....Bhulna Mushkil. 5. Jhoot Kehna Aasan .....Sach Sunna Mushkil. 6. Rulana Aasan .....Hasana Mushkil. 7. Ap ko SCRAP Bhejna Aasan .....Reply Ana Mushkil........... Itz True.....See You r not replying..............Right na ” (Posted on : 13-07-2009 Characters : 446) |
| “ If u see the moon,u can c the beauty of god. If u c the Sun,u can see the power of god. If u see the mirror,u can see the comedy of god ” (Posted on : 13-07-2009 Characters : 139) |
| “ I LIKE U.. SERIOUSLY I LIKE U.. I DONNO HOW IT HAPPENED TO ME BIT I LIKE U.. NOT ONLY U, I LIKE V, W, X, Y, Z & ALL OTHER LETTERS TOO.. ;-) ” (Posted on : 17-06-2009 Characters : 145) |
| “ 99 saal ka Buddha mar k swarg pahuncha! Apsaraon ka Dance dekh kar bahut pachhtaya! Bola- Baba Raamdev k chakkar me na padta to kabka yahan aa gaya hota!! ” (Posted on : 17-06-2009 Characters : 156) |
| “ Newspaper me news lagi ki . . 50% Sardars r Donkeys! . . D Sardars Protested!! . . Next day News lagi ki . . 50% Sardars r not Donkeys!! . . & Sardars Celebrated!! ” (Posted on : 16-06-2009 Characters : 178) |
| “ Santa 1st time plane mein baitha! Plane runway pe chal raha tha.. Tabhi Santa ne Pilot ko thappad mara aur bola- "Mujhe der ho rahi hai aur tu by-road ja raha hai.." ;-) ” (Posted on : 16-06-2009 Characters : 173) |
| “ Boy n Girl in restaurant- Boy- Main last time pooch raha hoon, DO U LUV ME?? Girl- Nahin! Boy- Sochlo!! Girl-Keh diya na nahin!! Boy- Waiter! Bill alag alag laana!! ” (Posted on : 16-06-2009 Characters : 171) |
| “ Socho agar Doctors films banate to Title kya hota?? 1] Kabhi khaansi Kabhi Dum 2] Kaho na bukhaar hai 3] T B No. 1 4]Kal patient ho na ho 5] Hum blood de chuke sanam! ;-) ” (Posted on : 16-06-2009 Characters : 177) |
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