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| “ If ever u start missing ur coll days, ur class, ur frd circle, ur crush or anything abt ur coll life then . . . . . Just open ur marksheet! . . . . SAARA NASHA UTAR JAYEGA!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 02-09-2009 Characters : 193) |
| “ 3 thing that should not be asked- 1] A man's WAGE.. 2] A woman's AGE.. 3] A student's PERCENTAGE... . . IT HURTS!!! . . After all, hamari bhi feelings hain :-( ” (Posted on : 02-09-2009 Characters : 168) |
| “ A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse. He writes a letter to d nurse - "Love u Sister!!" ” (Posted on : 22-08-2009 Characters : 98) |
| “ TOUGH QUESTION- Difference betwn Husband & Gadha? Husband- Gadha ban sakta hai! Gadha- Itna bhi gadha nahi k Husband bane ;-) ” (Posted on : 22-08-2009 Characters : 128) |
| “ Mungerilal ko 20 saal baad bachha hua! Wo udaas ho gaya! Naurangilal- Yaar udaas kyun hai? Mungerilal- Yaar! 20 saal baad bachha hua wo bhi itna sa?? ” (Posted on : 22-08-2009 Characters : 152) |
| “ 3 stupid stages of life- TEEN- Hav energy & time but no money! YOUNG- Have money & energy but no time! OLD- Hav time & money but no energy!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 22-08-2009 Characters : 147) |
| “ Sardaar standing below a tubelight with an open mouth.. WHY?? Coz his doctor advised him, "Pet me dard hai to aaj light hi khana.." ;-) ” (Posted on : 19-08-2009 Characters : 139) |
| “ To hear wat is unspoken, To see wat is unseen, To feel without touch is called SCHIZOPHRENIA....A MENTAL DISORDER! & Ppl think its love!! Oh God!!! ;) ” (Posted on : 14-08-2009 Characters : 154) |
| “ MORAL LINES BY A MILLIONAIRE- Money cant buy happiness! But somehow, its comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle! ;) ” (Posted on : 14-08-2009 Characters : 123) |
| “ Ye ek raaz ki baat hai.. Kisi ko batana mat! Nahi bataoge na! Wada?? To suno! Gangadhar hi Shktimaan tha!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 13-08-2009 Characters : 122) |
| “ ALLAHHUMAINNIA AOOTHUBIKA MINALJUNOONIWALJUTHAAMI WALBARASI WASAYYI ILASQAAM- This is dua to protect urself against Swine flu! ” (Posted on : 13-08-2009 Characters : 126) |
| “ Wen U touch & feel, its Desire! Wen u dont touch & still feel, its Love! Wen u touch & dont feel, its . . . . PARALYSIS!!! ” (Posted on : 11-08-2009 Characters : 129) |
| “ Aaj ki ladkiyon ki dress- Yahan se less Wahan se less Kabhi sleeveless Kabhi backless! Aur koi ladka ghoor k dekhe to- "Kutta kameena sala CHARACTERLESS...." ;-) ” (Posted on : 11-08-2009 Characters : 167) |
| “ Definition of NURSE- A beautiful Dashing Girl holding ur hand, looking in ur eyes & still wants ur Pulse to be Normal!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 11-08-2009 Characters : 125) |
| “ The most unfulfilled desire of all Science Students- A BOMB SHOULD HAVE FALLEN INSTEAD OF AN APPLE ON NEWTON!!! ” (Posted on : 11-08-2009 Characters : 112) |
| “ In park, a boy & girl were sitting! 2 dogs kissed each other.. Boy- Jaanu agar tum bura na mano, to main bhi.. Girl- Ok! Par sambhalkar! Kutta kaat lega.. ;-) ” (Posted on : 11-08-2009 Characters : 161) |
| “ Sardar 1- Train me yaar raatbhar neend nahi aayi.. Upar ki seat mili thi! Sardar 2- To exchange karna tha! Sardar 1- Kisse karta? Neeche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.. ;-) ” (Posted on : 11-08-2009 Characters : 170) |
| “ KBC me Amitabh- Wat's ur father's name?? Santa- [kuch bola nahi] Amitabh- Jawaab dijiye! Santa- Sir option to dijiye!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 11-08-2009 Characters : 125) |
| “ British- Do u know swimming?? Indian- No! British- Dog is better than u! It swims! Indian- Do u know swimming?? British- Yes! Indian- Then wat is d differens betwn U & Dog? ;-) ” (Posted on : 11-08-2009 Characters : 183) |
| “ 1970 ki mom to her son- Beta apne religion ki ladki se hi shaadi karna! 1980 ki mom- Apni caste ki ladki se 1990- Apne level ki ladki se 2000- Apne desh ki ladki se 2010- Koi bhi! Par ladki se hi karna!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 11-08-2009 Characters : 214) |
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