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| “ An elephant fell in love with an ant.. But ant's parents were against marriage! Guess why?? . . . They gave a solid reason! Ladke ke daant baahar hain!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 01-10-2009 Characters : 163) |
| “ 1 hand on pen, Other on phone.. 1 ear on lecture, Other on gossip.. 1 eye on board, Other on crush.. Kaun gadha kehta hai, Student life is easy!!! ” (Posted on : 01-10-2009 Characters : 152) |
| “ Aapko tohfe me laptop dena chaha.. . . . Lekin . . . Is tarah button daba daba k aap kharaab kar doge! Islaye cancel kar diya!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 01-10-2009 Characters : 141) |
| “ Agar koi Galti, Gustaakhi, Mistake, etc ho gayi ho.. toh plz... . . . . . Maafi maang lo! Main aaj bahut achhe mood me hoon :-) ” (Posted on : 28-09-2009 Characters : 144) |
| “ If sum1 throws a stone at u, just smile & throw back a flower back at them.... But make sure u throw a flower with pot!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 26-09-2009 Characters : 130) |
| “ A boy on a date in BMW car.. BOY- Maine tumse ek baat chhupai hai! GIRL- Kya? BOY- I'm already married! GIRL- Tumne to dara hi diya tha! Main samjhi BMW tumhari nahi hai.. ” (Posted on : 23-09-2009 Characters : 177) |
| “ Why do we all marry?? Coz Romance is not the only Element of life! One should also experience Horror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy in life.. ” (Posted on : 23-09-2009 Characters : 152) |
| “ Vidaai k samay Dulhe ka mobile baja.. Bride slappe him! . . Why?? . . Uski ringtone thi, 'Dil me chhupakar pyaar ka armaan hum chale, Hum aaj apni maut ka saaman le chale!!' ;-) ” (Posted on : 23-09-2009 Characters : 187) |
| “ If Bill Gates stops his business & start spending his money by Rs 1 crore/ day, He can spend it for about 725yrs.. But he still prefers earning his day ;-) ” (Posted on : 17-09-2009 Characters : 158) |
| “ 3 sardars going on a motorcycle.. A policeman shows his hand to stop! Sardar shouted- "Idiot! Already 3 r sitting! tu kya sir pe baithega???" ” (Posted on : 17-09-2009 Characters : 145) |
| “ Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi?? Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jaayengi.. ;-) ” (Posted on : 17-09-2009 Characters : 176) |
| “ Mukesh & Anil have been advised to take large doses of Hajmola!! Why??? ? ? ? Bcoz Hajmola guarantees to solve al ur GAS problems!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 17-09-2009 Characters : 142) |
| “ A single spelling mistake that caused a Divorce!! 'A man went to Goa & sent a msg back to his wife- Having amazing & wonderful time!! Wish u were her....!!!!' ” (Posted on : 17-09-2009 Characters : 161) |
| “ Sumit was filling up a job application. He came to d column 'SALARY EXPECTED'.. After much thought he wrote- 'YES'!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 02-09-2009 Characters : 126) |
| “ SAM- I woke up this morning & felt like going out & getting a job! PAM- Did u? SAM- No.. I stayed in bed until d feeling passed... ;-) ” (Posted on : 02-09-2009 Characters : 136) |
| “ NICKY- Wat's FORD? LUCKY- Gaadi! NICKY- Wat's OXFORD? LUCKY- So simple! BAEL-GAADI!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 02-09-2009 Characters : 95) |
| “ After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water! WHY?? Coz.. He feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 02-09-2009 Characters : 127) |
| “ If ever u start missing ur coll days, ur class, ur frd circle, ur crush or anything abt ur coll life then . . . . . Just open ur marksheet! . . . . SAARA NASHA UTAR JAYEGA!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 02-09-2009 Characters : 193) |
| “ 3 thing that should not be asked- 1] A man's WAGE.. 2] A woman's AGE.. 3] A student's PERCENTAGE... . . IT HURTS!!! . . After all, hamari bhi feelings hain :-( ” (Posted on : 02-09-2009 Characters : 168) |
| “ A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse. He writes a letter to d nurse - "Love u Sister!!" ” (Posted on : 22-08-2009 Characters : 98) |
| Total Records : 253 |
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