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| “ Never kiss a Lawyer! She'll say, I OBJECT! Never kiss a Nurse! She'll say, NEXT! Always kiss a Teacher! She'll say, DO IT 5 TIMES! & KEEP REVISING!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 157) |
| “ Shaadi k doosre din beti apni maa se- Aaj meri unse bahut ladai ho gayi! Maa- Beti shaadi me jhagde to hote rehte hain! Beti- Wo sab to theek hai! Par ab LAASH ka kya karoon??? ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 178) |
| “ 3 ways to catch a tiger- 1] NEWTON'S METHOD- Allow d tiger to catch u & catch d tiger! 2] EINSTEIN'S METHOD- Chase d tiger until it gets tired & then catch it! 3] INDIAN POLICE METHOD- Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts it is a tiger! ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 243) |
| “ Pakistani poem- Taliban Taliban! Yes papa! Exploding bombs? No papa! Telling lie? No papa! Open ur jacket! THAA THAA THAA!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 141) |
| “ Baby sardar praying- Bhagwaan ji! Plz Punjab nu america di capital bana do!!! Plz plz plz! Bhagwaan ji- Kyun yaara? Baby- Kyuki main exam vich likh aaya si!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 167) |
| “ Whr can u see MANGOES?? ? ? On Mango Tree? . . No! . . At Fruit shop? . . Wrong again! . . Fir kahan? . . Jaha jaha Woman Goes, Peeche peeche MAN-GOES!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 178) |
| “ Thirsty crow story in Hinglish- Once upon a Waqt, Thr was a Kauwa! He was very Pyasa! Here there Bhatka, He saw a Matka! Some patthar Patka, Water Gatka & Satka!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-11-2009 Characters : 173) |
| “ Santa Was Suffering From Loose Motion Doctor Asked - What Is Your Problem? He Said- Free OutGoing With Variety Of Ring Tones'! ” (Posted on : 06-11-2009 Characters : 130) |
| “ Banta : Agar aapko Garmi lage to aap kya karte ho? Santa : Cooler k samne baith jata hu. Banta : fir bhi Garmi lage to? Santa : Toh Cooler on kar leta hu. ” (Posted on : 22-10-2009 Characters : 159) |
| “ This msg has NO FAT NO CHOLESTEROL NO ADDITIVES It has Natural Flavours of LOVE CARE JOY It contains PRAYERS 4 U IT is 100% Pure Just like our FRIENDSHIP ” (Posted on : 21-10-2009 Characters : 165) |
| “ Ek haathi romantic mood me ek cheeti ko chhedta hai.. Cheeti gusse me hathni k paas jakar kehti hai, "Apne aawara pati ko samjha lo! Warna Mard hamare ghar me bhi hain.." ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 177) |
| “ A sardar introduces his family @ a function.. Hi! I'm sardar! This is my sardarni! He is my Kid! She is my Kidney!!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 122) |
| “ Baby mosquito came back after its 1st flight.. His dad asked him, how do u feel? He replied, "It was wonderful! Everyone was clapping for me!!" Thats Attitude!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 169) |
| “ Arz hai janaab- Jise koyal samjha wo kauwa nikla, Dosti k naam par hauwa nikla, Jo roka karte the hamein sharaab peene se, Aaj unhi ki jeb se pauwa nikla.. ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 165) |
| “ Sardar- Express train kitne baje ki hai? TC- 1 baje! Sardar- Local train? TC- 9 baje! Sardar- Maal gadi? TC- Jaana kahan hai? Sardar- Patri cross karni hai!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 169) |
| “ Question- Voting k liye 18 saal aur Shaadi k liye 21 saal poore hone chahiye! Aisa kyun hai??? Answer- Kyunki sarkar sambhalna aasan hota hai par biwi sambhaalna utna hi mushkil! ;-) ” (Posted on : 20-10-2009 Characters : 185) |
| “ Ek ladka bus stop pe mobile le kar khada tha.. Wo kisi ko bhi call/ sms nahi kar tha fir bhi uska balance jaa raha tha!! Batao kaise?? [ANS- Wo ek taang pe khada tha!!] ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-10-2009 Characters : 175) |
| “ Life's like a movie! If u r sad- DRAMA, If u r afraid- SUSPENSE, If u r angry- ACTION, If u look in mirror- COMEDY! . . Now u r smiling! That's- HORROR!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 08-10-2009 Characters : 165) |
| “ Sardaar ne maachis ki tilli jalai.. Nahi jali! Dusri jalai, Nahi jali! Teesri jalai, Jal gayi.. Sardar ne jaldi se bujha di aur bola, "Ye kaam ki hai! Rakh leta hoon!!!" ;-) ” (Posted on : 01-10-2009 Characters : 179) |
| “ Important baat- Ek din aapki life me ek ladka aayega jo apko bahut jyada pyaar karega.. Apko pyaar se chhuega.. Dher saare kiss karega aur kahega.. . . . I LOVE U MOM!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 01-10-2009 Characters : 179) |
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