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| “ Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 165) |
| “ Santa: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha layi Mother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja dewan Santa: Saja ta mein de diti, usdi kauli wala dudh mein pee gaya ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 162) |
| “ U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 150) |
| “ Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 199) |
| “ Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 89) |
| “ Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon. Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 234) |
| “ It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 151) |
| “ Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 149) |
| “ Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist. ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 78) |
| “ In French: Bon jour In Spanish: Te Quiro In Italian: Teamo In Yugoslav: Volim Te In English: Good Morning In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana? ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 153) |
| “ Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe. Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai. ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 147) |
| “ People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes, People who do less work…make less mistakes, People who do no work…make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes…get promoted. ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 181) |
| “ J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi ! ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 117) |
| “ Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta. He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 158) |
| “ Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 165) |
| “ Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 116) |
| “ Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal. ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 137) |
| “ When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted. ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 161) |
| “ Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 221) |
| “ Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho. ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 132) |
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