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| “ What's the diff between Dava &d Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 159) |
| “ FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 135) |
| “ What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 135) |
| “ Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge. ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 80) |
| “ Devdas's matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal's father shoul have his own Bar. ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 135) |
| “ May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 149) |
| “ Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 143) |
| “ Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 164) |
| “ Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi.... ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 148) |
| “ Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi, Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 136) |
| “ Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 147) |
| “ have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.! ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 147) |
| “ In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit? Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 128) |
| “ When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 145) |
| “ I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the ocean blue, I'd do anything my dear- Just to get away from you ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 109) |
| “ Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 188) |
| “ Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain? Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 160) |
| “ Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 165) |
| “ Santa: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha layi Mother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja dewan Santa: Saja ta mein de diti, usdi kauli wala dudh mein pee gaya ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 162) |
| “ U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 150) |
| Total Records : 253 |
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