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| “ Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.... ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 155) |
| “ Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge.. Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me, To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.. ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 183) |
| “ Wo hamari zindagi mein kuchh is tarah se aaye Wo hamari zindagi mein kuch is tarah se aaye. Jaise hare bhare khet mein saand ghus aaye.. ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 139) |
| “ Apne pyaar ko mat chupao... Ise zaroorat hai jatane ki... Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao... Ise zaroorat hai dikhane ki... Ab aur Perfume mat lagao... Tumhe zaroorat hai nahane ki... ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 188) |
| “ Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi, Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Allah kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!! ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 166) |
| “ Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, Jisko aankh maari thi... Woh sendal kitni bhari thi, Jo usne sar pe maari thi... ” (Posted on : 08-10-2007 Characters : 114) |
| “ Kanjoosi ka National award diya jayega Aap ka naam sub se pehle liya jayega Galti se bhi sms na karna Warna Award haath se nikal jayega! ” (Posted on : 13-09-2007 Characters : 139) |
| “ duur sahi majbuur sahi yaad tumhari aati hai duur sahi majbuur sahi yaad tumhari aati hai tum saans wahan lete ho tum saans wahan lete ho badbuu yahan aati hai. ” (Posted on : 17-08-2007 Characters : 166) |
| “ YOU R BUDHU?????????????? B- BEST IN ALL U- UNDERSTANDING BY MIND D- DECENT BY NATURE H- HONEST BY HEART U- U R UN4GETABLE GOT IT BUDHU ” (Posted on : 27-06-2007 Characters : 145) |
| “ with my 1 heart 2 eyes 5 litres blood 206 bones 1.2millions red cells 60 trillions D.N.A.S i wish you all the very best best of luck..... ” (Posted on : 16-04-2007 Characters : 146) |
| “ PYAR means.......? P...phone karna. Y...yaad karna. A...azaadi khona. R...rote rehna ki kash phone aaye......! ” (Posted on : 16-04-2007 Characters : 114) |
| “ Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys. ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 129) |
| “ Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai. ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 171) |
| “ Fill in the blank with yes or NO only. _______I M NOT A Male. Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena. ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 116) |
| “ A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH. ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 127) |
| “ Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne, Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne! ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 120) |
| “ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi! ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 146) |
| “ Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 149) |
| “ Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 144) |
| “ I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap. -Scott E. Roeben ” (Posted on : 17-03-2007 Characters : 120) |
| Total Records : 253 |
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