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| “ FACT OF LOVE- Luv starts 4m Eyes, Grows vd Gifts, Ends vd Tears! BUT 2DAY'S LUV- Starts 4m Mobiles, Grows vd Balance, Ends vd Number Busy!! ” (Posted on : 11-06-2009 Characters : 148) |
| “ Santa was riding a cycle n hit a girl! Girl shouted- 'Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha???' Santa replied- 'Poori cycle to maar di! Ab ghanti alag se maaroon kya!!' ” (Posted on : 11-06-2009 Characters : 159) |
| “ Bas chali, Jhatka laga 1 ladka 1 ladki par ja gira. Ladki boli, Badtamez! Kya kar rahe ho?? Ladka bola, Vidyapeeth University se BAMS!! ” (Posted on : 11-06-2009 Characters : 140) |
| “ A Prince had a Curse! He'd speak only a Word in an Year! He spoke nothing for 3yrs n waited to say, "I LUV U" to a Beautiful Princess who replied- "PARDON!!" ” (Posted on : 11-06-2009 Characters : 159) |
| “ Thandi hai coffee garam karlo, Is pathar dil ko thoda naram karlo. Tumhare hote huye mera inbox khaali hai.. Thodi si to yaar sharam karlo!! ” (Posted on : 11-06-2009 Characters : 145) |
| “ Ladka- If I kiss u & run, wat vl u think?? Ladki- I'll think, Ek bewakoof, Jo poora paper attempt kar sakta tha, sirf Roll no. likh k bhaag gaya!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 24-04-2009 Characters : 151) |
| “ Santa 1st time plane mein baitha! Plane runway pe chal raha tha.. Tabhi Santa ne Pilot ko thappad mara aur bola- "Mujhe der ho rahi hai aur tu by-road ja raha hai.." ;-) ” (Posted on : 24-04-2009 Characters : 171) |
| “ Abe itni raat ko apun tere ko koi kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahi.. Common sense ki baat hai, Tere ko Good Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludhak le!! ;-) ” (Posted on : 24-04-2009 Characters : 157) |
| “ EFFECT OF RECESSION... Sign on d door of a Toilet! . . . . . . CONSERVE TOILET PAPER! USE BOTH SIDES!!! :-D ” (Posted on : 24-04-2009 Characters : 118) |
| “ Samandar k kinaare baithe hain, Kabhi to leher aayegi. Kismat badle na badle, . . . . Atleast, CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI... :-D ” (Posted on : 24-04-2009 Characters : 135) |
| “ Boy- Nice dress! Girl- Thanx! Boy- Lipstick bhi acchhi hai.. Girl- Thanx! Boy- Make up bhi achha hai! Girl- Thanx bhaiyya! Boy- Phirbhi sundar nahi lag rahi... ;-) ” (Posted on : 24-04-2009 Characters : 169) |
| “ Ravan- Cigarette hai kya? Hanuman ji- Nahi hai! Ram ji- Hai to tere paas ek packet! Hanuman ji- Shhhh! Prabhu, Iske 10 sir hain! Poora packet khatam kar dega! ” (Posted on : 17-04-2009 Characters : 161) |
| “ Agar duniya me kuch karke dikhana hai to, Sun meri baat! Hathi k upar ulta khada hokar photo khincha.. Aur photo ko ulta kar k duniya ko dikha! ” (Posted on : 17-04-2009 Characters : 148) |
| “ Most Innocent Dhamki- As d thief was leaving d house d kid woke up & said to d thief- "Mera school bag bhi lekar jao warna main mummy ko utha doonga!" ” (Posted on : 17-04-2009 Characters : 152) |
| “ Neend me sapno se nahi khelna Aankho me ashko se nahi khelna Mujhe bus itna kehna hai ae dost Pyar me kabhi apno se nahi khelna ” (Posted on : 23-03-2009 Characters : 132) |
| “ Aap Aap Ho Ham Ham Hain Pyar Nahi Karte Fir Bhi Ankhein Nam Hain Supply Kam Hone Se Golgappo Me Aalu Kam Hain Is Se Bhi Bakwas Msg Bhejo Agar Aap Me Dum Hai ” (Posted on : 05-03-2009 Characters : 163) |
| “ Imagine the world without girls Galiyan sunsan Collage viran Duniya pareshan Tanha insan Na jaanu, na jaan Har taraf bas Karan's DOSTANA & JAI HANUMAN. ” (Posted on : 30-12-2008 Characters : 170) |
| “ Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me Garib Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya. Essay me usne Likha: Ek Garib Parivar tha, Pita Garib, Maa Garib, Bachche Garib. Parivar me 4 Naukr the, wo bhi Gareeb..! Car bhi Tooti hui SAFARI thi..!Unka Garib Driver Bachon ko Tooti Car me School Chhod K Aata tha..! Bachon K paas Purane N95 Mobile the..! Bache Hafte me 4 bar hi Chicken Khate the..! Ghar me 4 hi 2nd Hand A.C. the..! Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha.. ” (Posted on : 30-12-2008 Characters : 468) |
| “ Full form of GIRL. G-Goli dene me sabse age. I-Innocent sirf shakl se. R-Rone ki automatic machine. L-Ladai me sabki maa. Phir bi duniya inki diwani. ” (Posted on : 30-12-2008 Characters : 156) |
| “ Beauty is not how you look it is not how handsome u r it is not ur figure too Beauty is inner self so change ur underwear daily ” (Posted on : 14-11-2008 Characters : 131) |
| Total Records : 253 |
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