WHEN WE GO TO A COFFEE SHOP
WE ORDERED COFFEE
WHEN WE GO TO A TEA HOUSE
WE ORDRED TEA
WHEN WE GO HOME
YOU ORDERED ME
WHEN WE FLY THE AIRPLANE
THE STEWARDEE SAYS SIR, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
COFFEE, TEA OR ME?
I ANSWERED COFFEE IS HOT DEAR,
AND SO THE TEA, ARE YOU STILL HOT LIKE ME?
WE'LL SURE COME AND FOLLOW ME
AND SO IT ENDS IN A TOILET AIRPLANE
AND MAKES THE AIRPOCKET BUMPED IT UP FREE.
THAT IS THE STORY OF COFFEE, TEA, OR ME

I wonder how they came to me
The House Lizards can roam freely
In the house they crawl
When the lights are on they crawl
To eat mosquitoes, bugs and insects
But why is it they follow me?
When I go to the Bathroom
They Rush freely
Tik,Tik,Tik,Its feeding Time
Because our boss is on at line
Tik,Tik,Tik,Tik,Okey boss its feeding time
When something done and something spill
The house Lizards will eat at will
Of what I done and what I spill
The house Lizards are very well

Tuta Tuta SENSEX Tuta Aise Tuta
Ki Phir Jud Na Paya
Loota Loota Kisne Usko Aise Loota
Ki Phir Uth Na Paya
Girta Hua Wo 21000 Se
Aakar Gira 10,500 Par
Khwabo Mei Phir Bhi 25,000 hi Tha
Who Kehta Raha Magar
Ki Allah Ke Investor hasde
Allah ke Investor
Allah Ke Investor Hasde
Jo Bhi Ho Kal FII Phir Aayega

when u r tired
sit on a rock
take out ur shoes
and smell ur socks

coca-cola went to town
pepsi cola shot him down
crush came n fixed them up
now u can drink 7up

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You know what you are
If you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

Wedding Poems